Coyote's Den

Coyote and the Bad Dream

A funny Coyote story in dirty joke form

An old Coyote tale told in joke Form. WARNING! This one is rather a naughty joke (I used to say it was ribald, but got tired of people asking what "ribald" meant). This is for the grown-ups in the audience. For some reason, it's one of my favorites.

Okay... stop me if you've heard this one! Hee hee! It'll be too late by the time you do.. I'll have already typed it in! (Grin)

Fox sees that Coyote is pretty frazzled looking one morning. Fox asks:

"Cousin! You look like shit! What's the matter? Did you sleep badly?"

Coyote replies "I had the most awful nightmare! I didn't sleep a wink afterwards! It's still bothering me, that terrible dream!"

Fox suggests, "Tell me about it.. sometimes you'll feel better after you tell someone a bad dream."

Coyote says, "Well... it's pretty awful... but here goes. I dreamt that I came to a road... and on the other side was a beautiful pond with ducks swimming in it... frogs, very nice."

Fox interrupted,"That doesn't sound so bad. What's wrong with that?"

Coyote continues, "Shhh, Cuz! I'm getting to it. Anyway, I'm standing across the road from this little pond, and three beautiful young women show up! Long black hair, very pretty, all giggling. They were there to take a bath!"

Fox interrupts again, "This dream sounds pretty good to me so far!"

Coyote shushes him and says, "I'm getting to the bad part. I hid in the bushes on the other side of the road from the pond, and the girls didn't see me! They began taking off their clothes to bathe. They took aff all their clothes and they were really knockouts!"

Fox says, "I wish I had such a bad dream. This sounds like a good dream to me!"

Coyote responds, "Trust me Fox, you should be glad you didn't have this dream. Anyway... the girls were so pretty and all, splashing there, that I felt myself becoming aroused just watching them. My penis began to grow bigger."

Fox cut in again and says "Well, that sure would have happened to me, too!"

Coyote says, "If you keep interrupting like that, I'll tell Fox Woman you said that. Now anyway... my penis grew right across that road, through the bushes, and into the water. And it snuck up right by the girls. One of them saw it, and they started playing with it. Soon, I was having sex from all the way across the road, with all three of them!"

Fox says "Wow! That's one hot dream! How is it that you think this dream is so bad?"

Coyote replies... "Well... it was then, right at that point that I heard a noise... there was a big wagon rumbling down the road... and the girls would not let go of my penis! A wagon with four horses in front of it... like the wasichus drive... a wagon with iron wheels, cousin..."

Fox interrupted again... "You are right Coyote... that was a VERY bad dream!"

I've heard many many permutations of this particular story, but for some reason, I kinda like it told in joke form. I've heard it as the tale of how Coyote seduces the Duck Women, or a story about how well hung Coyote is. I like this version. Maybe because it has Fox in it too. I assure you, I like it ONLY because it was just a dream!