You know... Coyote came back from the dead, walked on water, cured the sick, and raised the deceased too! Now... see how this exemplar of dubious virtues handles life's crises and day-to-ay affairs!

I've heard enough about what that OTHER guy who comes back from the dead would do... thus... my little WWCD project. Original idea? Of course not! Coyote is also known as "Imitator".

Well... here's what I've come up with so far. Please... feel free to include suggestions for more things you think Coyote would do!

WWCD

• Eat
• Smoke
• Sleep
• Sleep around
• Yell
• Swear
• Laugh
• Burp
• Tell people "Don't worry, this will be fun"
• Eat roadkill
• Save roadkill
• Steal their underwear and run it up the flagpole
• Have fun
• Pretend to know what he's doing
• Convince you he knows what he's doing
• Sell poop to anthropologists
• Dress as a woman
• Run away
• Blow things up
• Eat first, ask questions later
• Lie
• Steal
• Cheat
• Give it all back
• Give it all back - by mistake
• Give people presents
• Give people presents then eat them (the presents)
• Give people presents then eat them (the people)
• Tell the truth, but look lke he's lying
• Have more sex
• Eat more stuff
• Hide in your closet
• Tie cats to poodles
• Use Duct Tape
• Eat poodles
• Look Innocent
• Claim to be innocent
• Be freaking guilty as hell
• Shoot himself in the foot.
• Shoot your foot too
• Dodge anvils, with varying degrees of success/failure
• Say "I Meant to do that!"
• Groan at anything Wile E. says or does
• Juggle his eyeballs
• Or other body parts
• Look at naked people while hiding in the bushes
• Aggravate bears or other big things
• Go fishing
• Play with matches
• Run with Scissors
• Give children loud toys with many tiny parts
• Distribute the pope's phone number
• Pretend to be a travelling salesman
• Dress like a nun while smoking a cigar
• Pee in their cereal
• Come back from the dead
• Play with steamrollers
• Eat mice
• Get hit by lightning
• Play with his food
• Lie about his credentials
• play a prank
• Teach happy hunter gatherers how to make arrows and throw rocks
• Wear a disguise
• Steal fire
• Aggravate snooty people
• Make jerky out of sacred cows
• Put stress on his friendships
• Do favors for his friends
• Procrastinate
• Bitch moan and Complain... a lot
• Seek revenge
• Make people's plans backfire
• Have his plans backfire too
• Bitch moan and Complain.. again
• Put gum in their hair
• Shout profanities
• Turn your other cheek for you
• Survive all obstacles
• Tell other people how to behave
• Take mind altering chemicals
• Drink whiskey
• Drink your whiskey
• Laugh all the demons away
• And if that doesn't work, do something so horrible that they flee in terror