I have added a new section to this site. The other day, Lo was telling me I should write down some of this shit that's happened to me. It seems like nobody can say anything without me saying something like "That happened to me once, only I was on fire at the time," or something of that nature.
So... here it is:
http://www.coyoteoldone.com/hateit
For all of you, like my dear friend Lo, for whom shadenfreude is a food group.